Next Year,
Things are gonna change,
Gonna drink less beer,
And start all over again.
Gonna read more books,
Gonna keep up with the news,
Gonna learn how to cook,
And spend less money on shoes.
Pay my bills on time,
File my mail away, everyday,
Only drink the finest wine,
And call my Gran every Sunday.
Resolutions,
Well Baby they come and go.
Will I do any of these things?
The answer's probably ..... no

Sure sounds like Jamie Cullum is singing about me.