How crude can you get?
The project at the major expressway is giving everyone a headache.
I had to rush the design for the rescue shaft. Got it completed at about 5pm yesterday. Then I was supposed to send the document to the consultant but decided to get Mr. CoW to do it instead. As usual, conversation with him is the highlight of the day.
Me : Mr. CoW, where are you now?
Mr. CoW : I just left the site. I went Woodlands just now.
Me : Ok. So where exactly are you now?
Mr. CoW : I was at Laguna earlier on but not much work so I went Woodlands site instead.
Me : I'm not asking where you were. I'm asking where are you NOW! I'm not trying to track your movement. I just need to know where you are so I can decide what to do.
Mr. CoW : I'm going to wash my car.
Me : But where.. ? arhh...nevermind. Just come back to the office immediately, alright? I need you to send the report to the consultant. It's urgent.
Mr. CoW : Can. can. no problem. I go to the petrol kisok to urinate first. Just now no time to urinate...
Me : ???? (wtf! why do i need to know that? )
Mr. CoW : .. then I will go Jalan Toa Payoh. Very fast one.
Me : Our office is in Hougang. Why the hell are you going Jalan Toa Payoh?
Mr. CoW : I go by that way very fast reach office one. Don't worry. Later then I wash the car.
Me : Forget about the car! Just get back here asap.
He appeared about 15minutes later, carrying a little red plastic pail. He smiled and waved the pail at me. For a moment, I thought he didn't have time to pee and had to standby a pail.
But he volunteered the info. He needed the pail to wash his bladdy @$#% car.
Labels: Work
posted at 5/23/2008 03:18:00 PM
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