The last time I wrote about old songs I mentioned songs with meaningless lyrics. This time it's about old songs I hate.

No. 1 on my most-hated list... Tell Laura I Love Her by Ray Peterson. This is a song about a boy entering some stock-car race, hoping to win the cash to buy Laura a wedding ring. He, of course, had to crash in a fatal manner, yet he managed to tell Laura I LOOOVVEE HER umpteen times until the medic pulled off his oxygen. I just can't stand it. I get goosebumps everytime I hear that song. It's like he's gonna haunt her... My Love for you will never die.... even though I'm dead ooooo~~. yucks!

No. 2 ... My Ding-a-Ling by Chuck Berry... Sure was hard swimming cross that thing with both hands holding my ding-a-ling... God! I really don't want to hear about how he play with or hold his Ding-a-ling.

No. 3 ... Feelings by Albert Morris.. that Feelings~~ wo~wo~wo feelings~wo~o~o~ feelings make me wanna stuff a sock right into the mouth of whoever's singing it.